why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
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Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
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My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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