This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
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Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
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You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Randomize