Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
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