shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I don't think brook has ever known best
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
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