Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
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i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
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When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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