i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
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I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
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Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
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