It's like a parade of train wrecks.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Randomize
