she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
no you cant smoke seaweed
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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