I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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