WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
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Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
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I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.