are you still at the devil's house?
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
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she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
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Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.