He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
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She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
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I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
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