i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
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