the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
She bit a glass in half.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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