Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
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I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
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I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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