i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
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This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
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Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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