your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
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Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
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Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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