just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
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I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
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Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin