no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
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Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
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besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!