And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.