Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
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he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
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I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober