This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
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Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
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U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
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