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• (719): View more from Colorado

  just survived the first fart of the relationship.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  Who did Billy Mays play for?

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived

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• (917): View more from New York City

  Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go

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  Here’s Everything Coming To Netflix This July

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent

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• (949): View more from California

  Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer

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  Party on wayne

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while

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  19 Of The Creepiest (Most Inexplicable) Things People Experienced

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start

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• (530): View more from California

  Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin

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