I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
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Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
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I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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