that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
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No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
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Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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