he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
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I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
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Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
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