i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
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Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
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Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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