Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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