Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
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