who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
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