Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Randomize
