i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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