Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Randomize
