i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
