Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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