I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
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Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
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The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
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