I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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