super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
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