Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
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She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
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Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
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