You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
two words...techno handjob
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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