OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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