Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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