My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
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The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
50% drunk capacity currently
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Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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