I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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