We're like a lot better than the average bears
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Watching her eat just hurts me
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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