he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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