I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I think a kid would responsible me up
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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