I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
You ate ashes out of my bong
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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