Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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