considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
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