Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
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