grandma shit on top of the toilet
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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