Umm I'm too high to move.
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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