Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
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this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
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He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
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