ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
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"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
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Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Never joke about your clitoris.
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