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Puke
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
How naked do you want me to be?
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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