I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
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its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
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she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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