We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
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If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
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Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
soo... how was my night?
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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