i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
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she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
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SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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