I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
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Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
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You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
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