i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
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