I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Randomize
