I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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